Miscellania

Privacy

The Short Version

We don't sell your data. We don't track you across the internet. We use basic analytics to understand how many people read the dispatches. That's it.

Information We Collect

If you use the contact form, we collect your name, email address, and message. We use this only to respond to you.

If you sign up for our email list ("Signals from Slightly Ahead"), we collect your email address. That's it. We use it to send you the content you requested and occasional updates about merch. We don't sell, rent, or share your email with anyone.

Analytics

We use our own self-hosted analytics to understand traffic patterns — which pages are read, how visitors find us, and general usage. This data is aggregated and anonymous. We use it to know which dispatches land and which ones don't.

Cookies

This site may use cookies for analytics and basic functionality. You can disable cookies in your browser settings. The site will still work.

Third Parties

We don't share, sell, or trade your personal information. We use the following third-party services:

• Brevo (formerly Sendinblue) — for email delivery. When you sign up, your email address is stored on Brevo's servers. They process data under GDPR and their own privacy policy.

• Google Fonts — for typography. They operate under their own privacy policy.

Email Communications

If you sign up, you'll receive a short email sequence (three emails over three days) followed by occasional updates about merch availability. Every email includes an unsubscribe link. If you unsubscribe, we remove your email from our list. We don't send email to anyone who didn't ask for it.

Your Rights

You can ask us to delete any personal information we have about you. You can unsubscribe from emails at any time using the link in every email. You can also email us directly at info@tezla.autos and we'll remove your data. Short conversation.

Terms of Use

What This Site Is

TEZLA.AUTOS is an independent cultural commentary and humor project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tesla, Inc. in any way. "Tesla" and related marks are trademarks of Tesla, Inc.

Content

Everything on this site — the writing, opinions, humor, and dispatches — is original content created by TEZLA.AUTOS. It represents our observations and opinions, not statements of fact about Tesla, Inc. or its products. Some dispatches are set in the future. They are fiction.

Your Use of This Site

You're welcome to read, share, and enjoy. Don't scrape, republish, or pass off our content as your own. Don't use this site for anything illegal. Standard internet behavior applies.

No Warranties

This site is provided as-is. We don't guarantee accuracy, uptime, or that any of our future-dated dispatches will actually come true (though we have our suspicions).

Limitation of Liability

TEZLA.AUTOS is not liable for any damages arising from your use of this site. It's a website with essays about cars. The stakes are low.

Changes

We may update these terms. If we do, we'll update the page. Continued use of the site means you accept the current terms.

Contact

Questions about any of the above? info@tezla.autos