About TEZLA.AUTOS

We don't work for Tesla. We don't work for Elon. Nobody here has access to anything you don't.

We're just the people who noticed something.

Somewhere between the launch footage and the panel gaps, between the software updates at 3am and the customer service hold music that may or may not exist, there's a story happening that most people are too busy arguing about to actually write down.

So we're writing it down.

TEZLA.AUTOS is an independent cultural project. We document the weird, funny, occasionally confounding experience of watching the car industry change in real time — from the perspective of people who showed up early and decided to pay attention.

The dispatches are field reports and humor columns and time capsules, depending on the day. Some are set now. Some are set in the future. All of them were written by people who are simultaneously impressed and infuriated, sometimes in the same week.

This isn't a balanced, objective take on electric vehicles. It's also not blind loyalty. We wrote an entire dispatch about the customer service. We know what we're dealing with.

We just think the story is too good not to document.